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这些叫笑话吗?我觉是一种写照。。
You_and_Your_Boss
When_you_take_a_long_time, you`re_slow.
When_your_boss_takes_a_long_time, he`s_thorough.
When_you_don`t_do_it, you`re_lazy.
When_your_boss_doesn`t_do_it, he`s_too_busy.
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When_you_make_a_mistake, you`re_an_idiot(蠢货).
When_your_boss_makes_a_mistake, he`s_only_human.
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When_doing_something_without_being_told, you`re_overstepping_your_authority（超越权限）.
When_your_boss_does_the_same_thing, that`s_initiative(创造性).
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When_you_take_a_stand（表态）, you`re_being_bull-headed（固执）.
When_your_boss_does_it, he`s_being_firm.
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When_you_overlooked(忽略)_a_rule_of_etiquette(礼貌), you`re_being_rude.
When_your_boss_skips(略过)_a_few_rules, he`s_being_original(独创的).
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When_you_please_your_boss, you`re_arse-creeping(拍马屁).
When_your_boss_please_his_boss, he`s_being_co-operative(合作).
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When_you`re_out_of_the_office, you`re_wandering_around.
When_your_boss_is_out_of_the_office, he`s_on_business.
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When_you_have_one_too_many_drinks_at_a_social, you`re_a_drunken_bum(耍酒疯者).
When_your_boss_does_the_same, he_appreciated(欣赏)_women.
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When_you`re_on_a_day_off_sick, you`re_always_sick.
When_your_boss_is_a_day_off_sick, he_must_be_very_ill.
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When_you_apply_for_leave, you_must_be_going_for_an_interview.
When_your_boss_applies_for_leave, it_`s_because_he`s_overworked.
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