zifeiyu
传说中的水手
 
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Jokes
*I_pretend_to_work_here_-_they_pretend_to_pay_me.
*The_secret_to_success_is_knowing_who_to_blame_for_your_failures.
*Did_you_ever_walk_into_a_room_and_and_forget_why_you_walked_in?_that`s_how_ _dogs_spend_their_lives.
*Borrow_money_from_pessimists--they_don`t_expect_it_back.So_donot_become_a_pessimist!
*Marriage_is_a_three_ring_circus:_an_engagement_ring, a_wedding_ring, and_suffering_
*A_successful_man_is_one_who_makes_more_money_than_his_wife_can_spend.
*(A)What_did_the_elephant_say_to_the_naked_man?_
(B)How_do_you_breathe_through_that_thing?
*God_made_man_and_then_rested.God_made_women_and_then_no_one_rested
*This_dog, is_dog, a_dog, good_dog, way_dog, to_dog, keep_dog, an_dog, idiot_dog, busy_dog, for_dog, 20_dog, seconds_dog!_...Now_read_without_the_word_dog.
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